I have received lots of great advice on life, religion, and more. But nothing comes close to the advice I am going to tell you about.
It was a fine, snowy day. I was eating lunch and thinking about what to write about for that day’s english essay. I went and told my mother what I was supposed to write about. I said, “What should I write about for this essay? It is supposed to be about the greatest advice I have ever received.” Then, the most monumental thing happened! She said, “Write about how your mom told you to not to write this essay, so that you can go play outside.”
So folks, here I am thinking back to that very day, and how I went outside and built a snowman and a cat house, instead of writing a tiresome essay about great advice.